ikennrockdis:

i shall join them. nap time.

(Source: synodik)

nancyvutran27:

that’s cute

(Source: mikenauti23)

(Source: jesusferris)

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basedgodrex:

I like to eat pho and fuck hoes #chocolatemilk

(Source: glitteringcl0ud)

• me: hey I just met you and-
• me: why are you walking away

lovemewaypast4ever:

i need to fucking sleep. -________________-

eunicekimm:

ohdamnitsvicki:

Lmfao.

dead

• Me: I like pickles.
• Bitch: Ew pickles are nasty. Ew why do you like pickles? They're so bitter and sour. Like ew wtf. They're the nastiest food ever. Like omfg.
• Me: was I talking to u cunt

(Source: mynameisdakotah)

• math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
• history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
• literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
• Physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.